I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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