she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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