girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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