NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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