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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
