do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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