So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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