My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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