Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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