she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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