was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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