Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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