She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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