Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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