I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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