I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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