wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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