I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY