I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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