what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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