Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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