I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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