are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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