You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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