Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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