Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
bring money and cleavage
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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