'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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