That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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