I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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