I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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