No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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