Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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