You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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