Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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