BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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