Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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