so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I wear drunk well.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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