Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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