just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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