Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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