So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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