is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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