Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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