i just google imaged poop.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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