therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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