Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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