Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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