She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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