lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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