i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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