we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
