just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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