That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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