I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I wish I could teleport
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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