She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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